Dear worm,

Jus in case you dont know how much i've suffered for the past week trying all ways and means to get you to study. Threatening, psycho-ing, cajolery and even irritating you. nothing works.

Please allow me to list the things i've done and one of your greatest achievement.

- Wake up calls didn't work cos you'll go back to sleep when i hung up.

- Your '5 mins' were never 5 mins. In fact, its about an hour or so.

- Nothing is done no matter how much i nagged at you.

- Congrats to you for receiving a 'Degree in Sleeping'


Due to the exhaustive things that i've done (for you only), i demand for something in return. As we all know there is no free lunch in this world. Actually im always nice to you right. As you know im not an unreasonable person. I request for a One day all paid shopping expense as my compensation. Thats not too much to ask for right?

Kindly make an appointment with me asap. Preferably by 9th March 2007 to avoid seeing tsunami happening in your bedroom.

lotsa love,
Miss Ong

amelia ong